by Justice Supreme January 18, 2024
Get the Onemug. A useful term to describe a whorish real estate agent, especially in Colorado Springs area, who is very large and round in stature, with a booty like a Rhinoceros. She sleeps with anyone who DMs her or buys her a drink.
"Oh yeah, Megan is an EASY Hole-in-one!"
"Katie's friend? Yeah we ALL did that, she's an EASY Hole-in-one!!"
"Katie's friend? Yeah we ALL did that, she's an EASY Hole-in-one!!"
by Capt Bangarang December 29, 2023
Get the Easy Hole-in-onemug. To be not aware of what is going on around you; to be lazy and negligent to jobs and chores that need doing around you; to be stood or sat around doing nothing
The bus driver was sat there scratching his ass ass everyone was running late to work
(Scratching one's ass)
(Scratching one's ass)
by Jack Spank9049 August 18, 2023
Get the Scratching one's assmug. One piece is an anime that started around the middle ages and is predicted to end when heat waves destroy the earth.
Me: bro, have you heard this super awesome anime called one piece
Friend: yes, it seems interesting, though you know i have a tight schedule so how many episodes is it?
Me: uhhhhh
Friend: yes, it seems interesting, though you know i have a tight schedule so how many episodes is it?
Me: uhhhhh
by Anthonias June 3, 2023
Get the One piecemug. 1. Git gud
2. Fuck a girl with a condom
3. Take the condom off turn it inside out and give it to one of your bros
4. Your bro fucks a girl with the condom
5. Your bro take the condom off and hangs it out to dry on a clothes line
6. You take the condom after its dried out and fuck a girl with it
7. Repeat steps 3-6 until the condom is broken
2. Fuck a girl with a condom
3. Take the condom off turn it inside out and give it to one of your bros
4. Your bro fucks a girl with the condom
5. Your bro take the condom off and hangs it out to dry on a clothes line
6. You take the condom after its dried out and fuck a girl with it
7. Repeat steps 3-6 until the condom is broken
by Doomguy26 June 14, 2018
Get the One Rubber Rampagemug. Donkey: "Oooo, Shrek, did you just do that? Man, you oughta warn someone when you crack one like that!"
Shrek: "Believe me, Donkey, If that had been me, you'd have been dead. (*inhales*) It's brimstone."
Shrek: "Believe me, Donkey, If that had been me, you'd have been dead. (*inhales*) It's brimstone."
by ferdii6069 June 1, 2016
Get the crack onemug. by ArcsinTan April 29, 2022
Get the long one.mug.