Getting stoned with two birds

When you try to kill two birds with one stone but it doesn't work out

Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds

by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018

Lock or get clocked

Get it together or fumble

Yo bro you gotta lock or get clocked my guy.

by BibloSwaggins April 21, 2025

Getting Siggy

Preforming lovemaking with at least one of a variety of Freudian Twists

Guy 1: “Aw man me and my dad were getting siggy with it last night after mom fell asleep”
Guy 2: “Did your sister join too?”

by Upside down moose July 6, 2022

get shashanked

to get trolled or burglarized by a business major that talks like a frat dude

Man 1: Yo that dweeb just stole my chinchilla!

Man 2: Damn that's crazy. Get shashanked!

poop

by Preppygrls365 October 4, 2023

you have a 99% chance to get a 99% chance

you need a 99 chance

but you have a 99% chance to get a 99% chance

by PugInARug July 3, 2025

gets

A dangerous function that should never be used

If you use gets() you will invoke Undefined Behavior

by anonymous February 2, 2022

Get up on that cow!

Go faster and get your stuff together

You’re going to slow it’s a highway, Get up on that cow!

by Cash money 200 April 25, 2024