Jill off

Another word for jack off

Hey I'm gonna go jill off ill talk to you later

by Chrimus December 9, 2018

Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite

Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.

Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!

by Jotinmick December 9, 2018

Off Tha Henny

Common phrase used by Jalen Aguiniga which means "stupid".

Damn bruh you're using the titan? You off tha henny!

by chubskinocapoffthahenny October 23, 2018

Bake off

When two or more people Dutch oven each other to find the dominant scent.

During spice week on bake off; Katie was crowned star farter after an amazing curry.

by Baker katie October 31, 2018

off the derech

Derech is a hebrew word meanig "path." If you take someone off the derech, it refers to hooking up with a Shomar Negiah person (Jewish concept where you wait until marriage to touch the opposite sex).

I just madeout with Eitan, but he was Shomar Negiah! God is going to be so mad-- I took someone off the derech!

by Heyyall October 31, 2018

Pass off

To have sexual intercourse with a traffic street agent while a massive Jam.

Yo ma men i pass off that traffic Shit during punani bonanza in 2k9

by Bruhmamen November 2, 2018

Off

saying things like "im going to off myself tonight goodbye guys" means you're going to commit suicide since you're turning everything off, often used on 4chan

Well guys, I'm going to off myself tonight just wanted to wish you luck, I'll miss you.

by suicidaltendencies666 November 4, 2018