Getting Moe'd

When you post something on Social Media and the replies are beyond ridiculous and can't be taken seriously. Usually responders are blue checkmarks with under 50 followers or account was just created.

I made a logical post about Anthem, but man am I getting Moe'd in the replies

by RandomGG May 11, 2023

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Getting "Johnnie'd"

When you sneeze it's about as far away from homeostasis the body gets and actually recover on its own. For a micro second every muscle contracts and relaxes without any control maneuver we try. Be it just a quick one time "bless you" sneeze or the repetitive uncontrollable sneeze-o-rama the same somatic short circuit occurs. Knowing this, and knowing you are going to get deepthroated why would I not put some pepper around the umbilical region and if needed lower? The awesomeness of being deepthroated is because the throat is trying to force the cock back out. This spasm is what gives the one being deepthroated that, "OH SO HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY FEELING" Getting "JOHNNIE'D" causes the repetitious spasm causing sneeze lottery....... Unfortunate. Possibly. For the throat of that special watery-eyed individual looking up at you with that WTF expression. Fabulously unparalleled phalic fun time for the receiver. Enjoy and well, ENJOY!!

I PLANNED ON GETTING "JOHNNIE'D" TONIGHT SO I HAD DINNER BROUGHT TO THE ROOM.

by JaxSnow July 10, 2019

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<.7.9.7.6.>(Chorus) ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh <choUrus>I<choUrus> thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge everybody lit the party will never end(choruS)<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>(Chorus) ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh <choUrus>I<choUrus> thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge everybody lit the party will never end(choruS)<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025

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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>(Chorus) ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh <choUrus>I<choUrus> thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge everybody lit the party will never end(choruS)<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

How did you get this answer?

The f**king most useless follow-up to a question in an exam or test. Don't know why the f**k it exists.

"Question 5 finished... What's question 6? "How did you get this answer?" What do you expect? I OBVIOUSLY F**KING USED MY BRAIN!!!!! HOW DO TEACHERS COME UP WITH SUCH STUPID QUESTIONS???"

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName April 12, 2021

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