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Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.
Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!
by Jotinmick December 9, 2018
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slut off

When a group of females compete against eachother to try and fuck the same guy. Things girls do include making eachother look bad, wearing slutty clothing, and sexually flirting with the guy. Winner is the first girl who sleeps with the guy
Alex- Omg there's a new hot guy at school

Tara- Promise you wont go into the slut off for him
Alex- Nah, that's Hannah and Maddys job
by majorfreaksallday July 16, 2017
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laugh life off

Don't be too serious and just laugh the thing/things away
We try to laugh life off. Laugh's fun, but often behind our laugh is a hollow ring. --The Meaning of Life by Norman Grubb
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get off my yard

When in traffic, getting behind someone who isn't going when the light turns green; Get going; you're in my way; you're going too slow.
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Off-Right

A website which supplies biased information, with the purpose of promoting a left or right hidden agenda through "out-right" lies and falsehoods.
Urbandictionary.com is a Off-Right website, published with erroneous information, which is financed by people like the Coch Bros, who have a vested interest in promoting the far right agenda.
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- Remove someone from doing something
- dismiss someone
- force someone to drop something.
to toss someone off something:
And I don't care who the judge is,
they'll toss the clinic off the case
and your friend Oscar won't get a dime.
by Mrabcdefkad August 22, 2017
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