national bite the head off a bat day

January 20th, the day the Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Why don't you join him in the yearly feast.

Dude, did you know that it's national bite the head off a bat day?

No I didn't, I need to break into the bat roost to prepare the feast.

Ozzy didn't bite that bat for nothing you know!

by BatBiter99 May 23, 2023

jerk off station

Computer

Everyone knows why you have a computer or jerk off station in your house

by Young Jazzy Yo October 24, 2023

trail one off

to get up from one's chair and walk around with the express purpose of letting a fart rip. This has a few benefits; (1) the smell cannot be easily attributed to the emitter (2) the smell will distribute across a wider area, and dissipate more quickly (3) one's own work area will not become a miasma of the stench of one's own arse (4) it could even be coupled with a quick trip to The Gent's for a hasty kiss from Neptune herself.

I had Jalapeño's in my sandwiches for lunch; time to trail one off before the fog gets too thick

by Clackervalve March 29, 2022

jerk off in someone

Basically sex.

Person 1: What did you do in the room?
Person 2: Jerk off in someone.

by Eggg1031 April 02, 2024

gone off onion smell

A pungent moldy smell.

The gone off onion smell tasted super pungent.

by Debskelly1985 May 11, 2023

Glitchin’ off

To temporarily daze or drift from the conversation subject.

I started GLITCHIN’ OFF during the boring class I was in today.

by Major Thomas February 27, 2018

Alabama-Oreo-Dance-Off

The Alabama-Oreo-Dance-Off is a special event where partners stuff a sleeve of limited edition Coke Oreos inside their anus. The partners line dance until the tingling sensation of the coke cream filling prevents them from dancing, and seeps out onto the dance floor.

We would have won the Alabama-oreo-dance-off, but Billy-Ray's cream got onto the floor, causing us to fall and release our cream.

by Salamski September 13, 2024