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Sperm Baby Massacre

A dramatic term referring to the destruction or severe disruption of sperm cells (spermatozoa) due to intense trauma to the testicles. This can occur from direct impact, crushing, or repeated blows, leading to possible cellular damage, reduced sperm count, or, in extreme cases, impaired fertility. The phrase humorously exaggerates the concept of "killing potential future children" by emphasizing the loss of sperm as if they were tiny, doomed “babies.”
That kick was so hard, it caused a sperm baby massacre RIP to future generations!
by ALDND January 30, 2025
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baby thicc

The appropriate amount of weight and size a woman gains while pregnant.
by Ryanryan6987 September 5, 2021
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Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN🔥🗣
by Toaster1204 February 11, 2025
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baby peach head

strawberry blonde hair that your have grown out of that you had when you were little
by pseudonym586565 February 25, 2021
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Take care of baby

by Taenun June 25, 2022
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Baby Bird

When you kiss a girl and then find out that she blew your buddy earlier in the night.
Dude! That girl that blew me in the back of the bar just made out with Todd, she gave him the Baby Bird!
by Chicago Red Army April 5, 2017
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Baby Whale

When you’re having sexual intercourse, and you piss in your spouses butthole and they spurt it out like a whales blowhole
Kingy I can’t wait to give you a baby whale tonight
by Lilchungy July 16, 2025
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