Scrape it off the ground and chew it

To take your bull shit and fuck off

“ Brodie was talking shit about you. “ yeah I bet, he can scrape it off the ground and chew it “

by Javier Joaquin taco dude July 14, 2024

Not coming up off him

Never giving up on him. Never letting go of my relationship... Welcome to death row

I'm not coming up off him, I'm not coming up off her

by LittleBluRidingHood April 27, 2024

smoking off

Smoking a joint to get really high (420 blaze it) and then immediately jacking off to completion.

Guy 1: Hey bro, you smoking off late?
Guy 2: Yeah bro, after I do my homework though.

by Lvl99ditto September 3, 2017

Stay off my google

Appropriately applies to a lame as bitch who thinks she know the internet well enough to basically set themselves up to be fucked up by the google accounts she’s root bot-big usually a close friends.

Swing as hard as you can or slap or grudge fucking them in the mother fucking face with your fist while saying, “Stay off my google.”

by OwnlyOne September 26, 2020

Sneezed my balls off

When you have a nasty ass cold, and you sneeze so hard that you feel your balls are sucked in and your eyeballs are popping out

Man that's a nasty cold, I sneezed my balls off all night long.

by DrInfidel January 7, 2014

Take the hood off the hawk

Take the hood off the hawk: the act of pulling back the foreskin to expose the glans of the penis.

"When I'm lathering myself in the shower, I make sure to take the hood off the hawk—it's the final touch for a job well done!"

by Dnalor75 August 10, 2024

Nock off with your frock off

Follow up of 'rock out with your cock out'

Meaning TO PARTY HARD.

dude, are you going to the party tonight?
'Yes, im gonna nock off with your frock off' ;)

by Lauraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 15, 2009