dirty old man

An elderly man that dreams of screwing women between the ages of 15-35, or women who look like they're 15-35. Often stare at their young flesh. They often try to score with them. Usually have to settle with porn or elderly women, unless they are very rich ( check sugar daddy)

Elderly man : Hey sweetie, can get me a soda pop from that cooler. These old bones can't handle such a low bend. Thanks hon....... No, that's not the one I wanted. I think you need to reach way at the bottom and get me another one. Thanks hon. You're a doll.

Girl 1: Ew. That dirty old man is staring at me.
Girl 2: Oh, I think that guy owns all of MacDonalds.
Girl 1: You know what, he looks pretty cute holding himself
on that walker like that.

by foxmoon October 2, 2006

left hand man

1. In a wedding party, the next ranking groomsman after the best man. Often the X-factor at the bachelor party, and wedding reception responsible for turning things up a notch.

2. On a gang or team, the third ranking member. Often a wild card or tough guy.

"After winning and then losing 3 grand at the blackjack tables, I brought a couple strippers back to the bachelor party suite, and finished them both off. Just another night glorious night as a left hand man."

Historical examples: Mr. T in The A-Team, Zach Galifianakis in The Hangover, Dennis Rodman on the Chicago Bulls, Raphael from 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles', Will Ferrel in 'Old School', Booger in 'Revenge of the Nerds',

by buster chestnutz March 27, 2010

Old Man Penis

It's a super flacid penis that seems to never come to life, only with a pill called Viagra.

I wish I could get rid of this old man penis.

by OldManPenis September 25, 2014

Fat man delirium

The ecstatic, overjoyed state that an obese person enters when filling their face with food. The more calorific, the greater the height of delirium; for example a creamy chocolate pudding can induce extreme hysterical behaviour with a complete loss of their surroundings, hell-bent on ingesting as much food as possible.

"Shit, what's up with Fat Rich? He's bouncing off the walls with fudge cake all over his face!!"

"It's fat man delirium! Who the hell let him get at the cake?!"

by SiBrad July 10, 2011

MMA Man Geeks

When manly men talk about complicated MMA fighting moves.

Buff Man: Wow, did you just see that inverted omoplata attempt?

Buff Man2: Yah, he needed to watch his body physics better though to control his opponent.

What a bunch of MMA Man Geeks.

by rymoaz August 13, 2010

He-Man Bitchslap

The mother of all bitchslaps. Capable of breaking teeth/bones and making a wigger white again.

Father: Boy, I swear if you don't start talkin right imma He-Man Bitchslap you into next week.

by Rollin Coal July 22, 2009

one hell of a man

Unique cool, unique awesome person.

Close to a hell of a man.

He's one hell of a man!

by indie English July 2, 2011