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ONE

A object show with a bad ending that brought me down into tears.

ONE (also referred to informally as "hfjONE") is yet another Object Show created by Cheesy Hfj (the same guy who made the joke show called Battle for Circle) that premiered on June 11th, 2020 and ended on August 21, 2022. It has a group of objects competing for the chance of a wish for anything their heart desires.

However, things get complicated because this isn't a typical contest: the objects came from different parallel universes. All contestants have been suddenly and forcibly teleported to the Plane (a non-descriptive grass field which spreads vastly over god-knows-where) by Airy, an invisible host lackluster in both personality and ideas, in order to compete against their will in his ill-prepared, simple competition.

ONE is best described as a full-on Genre Deconstruction of the typical Object Show format. Throughout its two seasons, both inside and outside the competition, it explores conventions such as simple names, featureless planes, easy reincarnations, and the Planet of Hats that gives rise to objects with human personalities - as well as how those personalities fall apart over the course of a manufactured game show.

The show originally started out with an economy-sized cast of six before Airy kept adding more and more contestants every episode until there are 18 players as of current.
by Bugbo the bug June 28, 2023
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one foot on the bridge

Meaning that a person is so stressed out they're even considering jumping off a bridge.
For stressed out students or workers (mainly made for college students, especially around finals time).
Not meant to be taken seriously!!! IT IS A JOKE.
"Hey Roxanne, you okay? "
Roxanne: "Nah man, it's finals week. Between this and work, I've already got one foot on the bridge.."
by Bb용 January 12, 2017
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capital one cup

A football competition where Welsh and English countries compete... The winner is usually just at bad as wiping your ass with a knife
"Hey you watching the capital one cup ?"
"No wiping my bum with a knife instead"
by Custardcannon August 22, 2016
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one-timed

1.to get your ass rolled very quickly, usually in one punch.

2. jumping someone never to be seeing them again.
guy 1: Remember that time that Thomas one-timed his older broter.
guy 2: yeah after he dropped the x-box controller and then got mad at Thomas.
guy 1: yeah, Thomas totally one-timed his ass again.
by JOHN THOMAS CHRIS GRAHM. January 25, 2009
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One-night text

"One-night text" refers to a brief and spontaneous exchange of messages between two individuals, akin to a one-night stand in the digital realm. In this context, the term implies engaging in a night of conversation through text messages with no intention of continued communication or connection afterward. It mirrors the essence of a one-night stand, where the interaction is confined to the temporary thrill of the night, emphasizing the absence of any long-term commitment or expectation of further contact.
We matched on Badoo and i did one-night text with her
by professor_gr February 11, 2024
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One Wheat Mark

The most SUPER DUPER AWESOME comic made by truckstoptiger5. Give it a read. Contains a guy wanting to fuck/murder his boy bestie
"yoooo my sneaky link!!!"

"What's a sneaky link?"

"From One Wheat Mark, obviously 🙄"
by goathide November 30, 2024
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One Handed Research

Masturbate; Masturbation; Tossing off; Wackin off; Jerkin off; Beating your meat.
Guy 1: "Pamela Anderson is so smokin' hot."

Guy 2: "I'm going to have to do some one handed research on her."
by C Tasch December 10, 2024
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