Whack Jobbing

A term used within the Italian American population, typically in the metro Chicago area. Typically used to describe someone who has a lack of intelligence of nearly historic proportions (along with a slightly abnormal psychological issue) who seems to make it their job to have everyone note how truly "fucked up" they are.

Something is going to have to be done about that freaking stroonz Tony ..... he never stops whack jobbing everything .... no matter how simple the situation!

Tony's chronic whack jobbing behavior earned him the reputation as a complete fucktard.

by Chicago Mobwife August 18, 2012

Whack

adjective, A white person trying to be black

Brandon is always listening to rap music, he's so whack.

by kewlius October 23, 2017

Whack

The application of the death penalty.

The criminal was whacked for federal attempted murder.

by ScienceBurt January 20, 2020

banstick whack

In message boards, when a person is banned, usually permabanned.

GNAA: OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Moderator: Don't make me banstick whack you.

by OLOL January 27, 2007

Whack Catcher

That device or method used by a dude to catch the output of a fantastic whack session. Commonly fulfilled by a sock in adolescence due to its ability to hide the evidence in the laundry.

Paul is home alone tonight, but I see he's got a box of Puffs around to use as a whack catcher.

by BlowFelt July 20, 2011

jigity whack

The sound made by a large or forceful blow upon another being or structure.

(After a vicious spike at a beach volleyball game)Jeff: "Jigity Whack!!"

by Ryan Campbell May 6, 2003

Get in my way and i'll whack you in the Labonza

A quote that is used by Legs a character from the simpsons, threatening somone to beat him up in the gut

What's the matter you?
You ain't so big.
Me and him are gonna whack-a you in Labonza or gut

Get in my way and i'll whack you in the Labonza

by MeshueRay March 6, 2017