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Whack Jobbing

A term used within the Italian American population, typically in the metro Chicago area. Typically used to describe someone who has a lack of intelligence of nearly historic proportions (along with a slightly abnormal psychological issue) who seems to make it their job to have everyone note how truly "fucked up" they are.
Something is going to have to be done about that freaking stroonz Tony ..... he never stops whack jobbing everything .... no matter how simple the situation!

Tony's chronic whack jobbing behavior earned him the reputation as a complete fucktard.
by Chicago Mobwife August 18, 2012
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Get in my way and i'll whack you in the Labonza

A quote that is used by Legs a character from the simpsons, threatening somone to beat him up in the gut
What's the matter you?
You ain't so big.
Me and him are gonna whack-a you in Labonza or gut

Get in my way and i'll whack you in the Labonza
by MeshueRay March 6, 2017
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whack

adjective: of mixed race; specifically white and black as opposed to black and white.
Apollo said, "I'm not bi-racial. I'm whack!"
by PapaRock864 July 13, 2010
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Whack and yack

The act of masturbating so hard that you throw up.
Guy1: I was whackin it so hard last night i puked.

Guy 2: oh you whack and yacked?
by spud the potatoe September 5, 2016
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Whack

A makeshift cutting or stabbing weapon, commonly manufactured clandestinely in a jail or prison using commonly available items or contraband. Also known as a shiv, shank, banger, etc. A term used in the Pennsylvania prisons.
Yo you better go hide that whack somewhere because I heard the CERT team is coming.

I’m about to go buy a whack off the Puerto Rican bul

Ronnie just got poked up by 2 young buls with whacks
by M_R8 December 6, 2022
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Whack

When someone says/does some dumb shit. owned by Raheem Saunders aka heemysodreamy
Ashley likes greys anatomy therefore she is WHACK
by bigfacts2018 November 29, 2018
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shitting my whack

Crapping yourself, being really scared of something. The word 'my' would usually be pronounced 'me' when said by a Teessider. (North East England)
I watched a HORROR film the other night, was proper scary, i was shitting my whack
by CharlieC April 21, 2018
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