Contra Weener

the weener times weener weener.
Also may suggest the castration of a person.

Hey man,stop contra weenering me!
-or-
She's so busting my balls man..I feel like a contra-weener

by ThePhDMan November 20, 2010

weenis

Your weenis is the jiggly bit of extra skin on a bent elbow. Go ahead and pinch it! Eveyone has it, even chicks!

Walk up to complete strangers in public and say, "Excuse me gentlemen, but can I touch your weenis, please?" Then get then to stand like they are being frisked, with a puzzled look on their faces, to the amusement of your friends. Beware of asking Old Balls guys, as the weenis tends to sag in old age.

by Peanutgirl May 30, 2006

Weener

What Steve wishes he had in place of his Niggina.

Haha Steve, you have no weener you fuckhead.

by Jerkin Slo June 10, 2004

Weening

A cerebrum not unlike Einstein

Dude, look at the huge cock on that guy!

by Dude UK May 12, 2003

Tha heezie weezie teezie

a fat ugly stupid bastard who sucks cock for dizzle wizzle my kizzle prizzle

Yo father is tha heezie weezie teezie and so is yo motherbitch brother stupid ho

by guido December 2, 2003

weenis

The combination of "penis" and "weiner" used to describe a penis. NOT to be confused with the word's unfortunate actual definition which is no longer used, that happens to mean a hangy bit of skin between two bones.

Girl in porn: "Let me suck on your big fat peenie weenis...!"

by Big Black Boo June 8, 2011

weener

The person who gave the first definition of weener.

Whoever you are you're a weener and a dick.

by Someone smart October 1, 2002