Wake And Cake

Wake And Cake
It is very similar to wake and bake except with cocaine. It's a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line. You BLOW out the candles on your birthday. There fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for 'wake and cake.' The world is changing. Back to the 1970's disco era of wake and cake. It's a reverse revolution. Kids want to snort Adderall, and watch porn. When really a wake and cake is the the best meditation around.

All the Jewish dealers in the hood wouldn't sell me any blow on Sunday. Because it is day of rest. So I had to wait till Monday morning to wake and cake to do the candle ceremony. 8 dyas a week. Later, Cube. Then let's go get some frosting to go with that cake. El Don "Right right," said Dizzle.

by ShimDawg April 14, 2014

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Wake & Cake

Wake & Cake

It is simply code for doing coke right when you wake up. It is very similar to wake and bake and it sounds like wake and coke, except with marijuana wax (wake) & cocaine or coke for short (cake). It's a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line first thing in morning. You BLOW out the candles on your birthday. There fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for 'wake n' cake.' Wake & Cake means the world is changing back to a 1970's disco era of blow. It's a reverse revolution. Kids want to snort Adderall, and watch porn. When really a wake n' cake is the the best meditation around.

All the Jewish Heeb dealers in the suburbs wouldn't sell me any blow on Sunday. So I went to the the city. Chill with my Catholic homies. I tell my homies, They aren't real legit Jews,half Jewish there Dad's were raped by Romans and not their Mom's. No child was born ever born Jewish that way said the Reb (Rabbi). They are non Orthodox Jews who think that Sunday is day of rest, when it really starts on Friday night Shabbos. So I had to wait till Monday morning to wake and cake to do the candle ceremony. "I stay up 8 days a week for my fill." Later, Cube as I leave back to the suburbs. How much wax candles do you need said Don EL? Dizzle says 1. How much cake you want, I want four, and I know they overcharge so it really is only 2g's EL Don the tagger (graffiti artist), says it cost $160 for that," "Sounds like a plan." said Dizzle. "I can do 2 grams in five hours without hesitation," Dizzle realizes, shoot I may not have enough for morning, for a solid Wake & Cake.

by jasdizzller April 14, 2014

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wake n bacon

The act of waking up, smoking marijuana, and eating a lot of bacon.

*Inner monologue*
Jimmy: "One time, my buddy and I wake n bacon'd. We ate four pounds of bacon after we smoked a few blunts."

by baconfarts May 21, 2014

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waka

What a foreign language sounds like to someone who doesn’t understand that language. “Waka waka waka” can be used in response to those who typically speak your language yet switch to a different language in your presence to cover up what they are saying thinking that it will prevent you from noticing the knife they are sticking in your back.

While in your presence, your wife suddenly switches from English to Polish to ask her mother, “Will you take over watching the kids tomorrow so that I can slip away and fuck my other man without my husband knowing about it” to which you can only respond “waka waka” in an effort to remind them of your presence and the fact that you can feel every word even though you don’t really understand a thing they are saying.

by انا July 1, 2016

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