vinnetics

a retarded mongoloid caveman who doesnt know anything about the real world and likes to spend his time larping about having 2 lamborghinis on discord he is 14 and is already chronically online calling grown men his sons while he is a son himself. i will give an example of how he is used in a sentence

"hey vinnetics shut the fuck up son"

by vinnetics is a bum December 23, 2025

slice vinyl

v. 1. To alter the noises made by a typical record on the turntable by using a blade to scratch, cut, slice, or otherwise deface the record.

2. To make beats by cutting or scratching at certain angles around the record.

I took my aunt's weak-ass Peter Frampton LP and sliced it into this tight buzz loop!
If you got any 12"es you don't want anymore, bring 'em over to my place so we can slice them up!
My turntable's needle is fucked to shit! That's the last time I let Miguel slice vinyl on it...

by SEM; June 2, 2007

Anal Vineyard

Anal Vineyard, this can be found prodruding out of the anus, and looking very similar to a grape vine, the medical terminology for this extremely painful and ugly looking mess, is called a "Hemorrhoid".

Joe was playing "silly fanny" with John, when John screamed with shock as Joe squeezed John's "Anal Vineyard".

by lee-lou May 23, 2010

Melting Vinyl

Spinning a record for such an extended period of time that the friction from the needle melts the records face off. face. off.

I just got a righteous deal on Steppenwolf and the Woodstock 3-disc set from a flea market. Time to melt the shit out of some vinyl!!

Melting Vinyl

by bobby mcgeeeee December 2, 2010

Aj Vinoya

A fat 5’2 Mexican boy who thinks he’s good at basketball

OMG Aj Vinoya stop forcing those layups kick it out to Me or Darren

by FreeTayKFree6ix9ine August 4, 2019

anal vineyard

where a person grows piles of the bigest variety around there anus and it resembles a vineyard

hey that guy i tried to but fuck last night almost filled 3 bottles of wine from his anal vineyard ,and they wernt even seedless. i almost choked on the seeds. i think ill stick with newcastle brown ale from now on

by boris sniffer July 17, 2020

Jewish Vinyard

When offer a girl to see your Jewish Vinyard, and really mean your peeled back cheesy foreskin And hameroids

Hey sweetheart, are you interested in coming back to my Jewish Vinyard

by Scurbird September 26, 2020