Nemo Vegan

Nemo Vegan - to believe that the only good human, is a dead human. Nemo vegans believe all forms of life are equal and will respect this by any means necessary, including armed violence.

As late empire social justice warriors nemo vegans defend their right to defend all life by any means necessary including armed violence.

by RangerGeek September 15, 2019

vegan

a very sensitive person who gets offended when someone questions their views but will happily attack everyone elses lifestyle. also loves it up the ass.

bald jerry is vegan, he claims he is the most environmentally friendly person on the planet because he eats trees.

by biscuitonion123 June 9, 2021

vegan meat pie

When multiple gay guys run a train on a girl.

“Hey Susie, I got a vegan meat pie this weekend, it was great”

by ApplejacksCereal January 27, 2019

veganism

The belief that non-human animals should not be commodified, exploited, and/or eaten.

“Aw man, I just finished my eighteenth bowl of hummus this week.”
“…Uh, do you subscribe to veganism, by any chance?”

by Hogtrude Parker September 11, 2022

Rabbit Vegan

A vegan who exclusively eats grass and greens.
Usually 50% more annoying than a standard vegan.

You know they're a rabbit vegan when they use a mower bag to not waste any of that grass.

by TuckerTrash25 October 3, 2019

Vegan

Ancient Tribal Slang For Village Idoit Who Can't Hunt or Fish

Alex the guy next door is a Vegan !

by anonymous January 26, 2025

Half-Vegan

Someone who is vegan but only eats meat when it is 50% off

"Im no fully vegan, im Half-Vegan. It still counts though"

by Enderdragon2032//4_7D September 21, 2022