turd twat

eloquent term for the anus. Usually used in a sexual context, denoting the ability to perform sexual intercourse on said anus similar to that of the twat.

Millie was on the rag so I banged her in the turd twat instead.

by DasItManeZane July 25, 2016

Turd Sack

A couple that both has incredible farting abilities and constantly blows up the bathroom

Regina turd sacked in the bathroom toilet drenching up the whole apartment.

by GeenaBeena January 27, 2018

Turd Swap

Get your girl to lie on her back and lift up her legs. She then spreads open her arsehole and you proceed to shit in it. She then shits out your shit back into yours. This can be repeated many times.

I did a turd swap with my girlfriend last night, we have come really far in our relationship.

by StJohnsUrbanTruthTeller August 11, 2017

turd volcano

When you shit and it fills up the bowl and rises up out of the water .

Tom planted a turd volcano in my toilet yesterday and left it there. That volcano of shit was so gross.

by Romeoblues December 15, 2015

Gypsy Turd

Similar to rabbit turds but humans create gypsy turds

Steve-Man I just had a huge mud mountain.
Leroy- I wish I could, alll I’m producing is Gypsy Turds.

by Dmannproductions April 29, 2023

turd trail

A shit shadow or velcro fart.

"I wouldn't walk there if I was you, that's right in my turd trail"

by Joe D Beacon April 7, 2008

Poor Turd

The Porter-stained excrement that is released from Mark the Twink after William Gilligan relives his adventures at the Jersey shore. Usually as the result of Mark giving Will-Gill the Buffalo Eye. It is best described as gross and off-putting.

Mark- *gives William Gilligan the Buffalo eye*
Will-Gill- *instantly erect and also hungry* "You know what to do buddy."
*45 minutes pass*
Will-Gill- "You know Mark, you should really get an awesome tan..."
Mark- "I should have never gave you the Buffalo Eye. I have to drop this Poor Turd in the toilet and take 2 showers now."
Will-Gill- "Well, I used to work at Lots so..."
Will-Gill and Mark chuckle together

by Dusty Scott November 24, 2017