Gypsy Turd

Similar to rabbit turds but humans create gypsy turds

Steve-Man I just had a huge mud mountain.
Leroy- I wish I could, alll I’m producing is Gypsy Turds.

by Dmannproductions April 29, 2023

[bicovel turd]

A number deuce that is not tapered at either end.

A large square log would be a bicovel turd.

by Larry Barta January 12, 2008

turd egg

noun. A "Type 1 " stool on the Bristol Stool scale. Usually very round or egg shaped, painful and difficult to pass. They make a small and fast " Plop" when hitting the surface of toilet water. They require little to no wiping.

I pooped out 4 turd eggs. they were tiny like robbin's eggs and hard.

by Corpsehustler July 29, 2011

Turd Hatchet

A small cutting device that can be used to cut feces up in a toilet before flushing, either to keep the toilet from overflowing or so the feces won't streak the toilet.

Clarence used the turd hatchet.

by itsdodobaby December 6, 2009

magic turd

When you take a dump and the turd is not in the toilet when you get up. Only the toilet paper is in the water.

I took a dump and the turd was not it the toilet when i stood up. It disappeared like a magic turd.

by scooter July 11, 2014

Turd Burglar

A person who climbs in through an unlocked window to steal someone's fresh turd before they've even had a chance to flush it.

An dedicated Turd Burglar will then wait for the ideal moment to throw his stinking, hot, wet, prize; through the open window of a passing car.

You'll find at least one Turd Burglar in every large town or city

'Where's it gone. Why is the window open?'

'The turd burglar. He's struck again.'

(Hysterical Screaming)

by travisbickle86 February 18, 2018

FaceTuned Turd

When you can smell someone’s must through their deodorant

Eww that girl next to you smells like a FaceTuned Turd 💩.

by Caiayna March 17, 2019