treeslammed

to be forcefully hit, struck, decked, or smacked by any object, not necessarily a tree.

1. While taking his morning jog, Rory was treeslammed onto his ass by a rogue labrador retriever.
2. Driving strong to the basket, the skinny Japanese warrior was treeslammed back to Shanghai by a 6 foot tall, 350 lb man named Dave who shouted, "Who's your daddy" in a loud boisterous voice, consequently chest bumping several of his buddies, who in turn erupt into arrogant, ethnocentric laughter and commence hurling racial slurs in the general direction of the prostrate Japanese tool immobilized on the ground...oh, and the basket didn't go in either.

by Kyle King August 31, 2004

treesmellable

1. Cool, nice, hot etc

2. Something you say to your friend about something (or someone) else, but you dont want them to hear.
It can mean anything and while your friend wont know exactly what you mean by treesmellable, it will make you laugh.

1. "That car is treesmellable!"
" You look treesmallable"

2. " Her hair is treesmellable (giggle)"

by devotion to emma July 29, 2006

treasure poll

A person's (typically male) shaft, or man rod. More commonly reffered to as a penis, dick, or cock.

I made a pass at his treasure poll.

by Brad Bentley January 18, 2007

Treasure Bags

boobies

look at her treasure bags

by chuckles777 June 29, 2008

[treestylin]

smoking weed any way possible

i told my boy Muddy Da Mayor "yo fam we treestylin right now <cough><cough> haha i made that shit up cuz" he said "yea thats definatly hot an this the only place you hear it first like VH1" lol

by BoMilla January 11, 2009

trees in jackets

Books, because trees are needed to produce paper. The "jackets" are made of paper, cardboard, plastic, leather or even metal.

Allen: A library is a place that has a lot of trees in jackets.

Susan: I wonder what Treebeard would think of that?!

by pentozali May 14, 2009

treesack

The sack hanging between your two legs

I undressed and my treesack hung out

by chiads January 19, 2010