speed bumps

a Homosexual slang word for Hemorrhoids

"Armando's Speed Bumps hurt me pretty bad last night"

by LiquidSteal April 12, 2006

Bump Coomers

To engage in the act of sex. Coined by Harper Four fellows at Bradley University, bump Coomers is a variation of bump uglies. Ron Coomer was a favorite of the group when he was playing for the Chicago Cubs, although it was agreed that he was a dogface. "Uglies" was replaced with "Coomers" and a new phrase was born.

After they got out of the hot tub, both of them disappeared. I think they went to her room to go bump coomers the rest of the night.

by crackheadnick June 11, 2006

bump in the trunk

song that has heavy bass and would be a good bass tester

yo that new jeezy shit bump in the trunk

by pill clinton May 3, 2008

knuckle bump

To snort a small amount of cocaine from the creases of your knuckle. Usually the most discreet way to snort in public (club, party, street) so that no one will suspect anything.

Ben: Did you see that chick knuckle bump?

Tice: I sure did.

by Nick Bowling Green May 17, 2006

Bump Grumpies

Just like "Bump Nasty" or "Bump Uglies".

Hey let's go bump grumpies then get some food.

by Faelan January 20, 2007

bumping the grind

Making the system work for you. This may include taking home office supplies, sending out mail for free, or running your own business from work. Also known as bumpin da grind.

With his low salary and absolutely no benefits, Will realized he was never going to make it in his current job unless he began looking after his own needs and stated bumping the grind .

by maximo hudson February 5, 2009

bump whore

a girl who will preform a sexual act in exchange for a single dose of drugs.

example: guy meets girl at party, they go awaytogether, she asks for a hit of certian drug, then she sleeps with you.

guy meets girl at party, they go away together, she asks for a hit of certian drug, then she sleeps with you. she's a bump whore.

by tinklebell1978 January 3, 2011