Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Euphemism for masturbation.

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."

by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017

weasel

is a name for a small lanky guy who would rather fly than fight, always happens to get into bad situations and does anything to get out of also enjoys soft foods like jelly and custard.

hey weasel get back here

by The Advantageous DJ & Salazar April 3, 2011

Cheese Weasel

A derogatory term for Lebanese bears fans who whole personality is the Chicago Bears

person 1: Hey, you are a cheese weasel!
person 2: Im not even Lebanese!!

by luke214169420 September 21, 2025

weasel-scouting

The art of hanging out in skanky bars sober in order to pick up drunk women take them home and have sex with them

John went weasel scouting on Saturday night and picked up a 58 year old intoxicated large lady and took her home and boinked her senseless. He went weasel-scouting

by Sarahr November 15, 2013

Sneaky Phuckin Weasel

A Mythical Creature, dedicated to Party Karate. It is able to drink copious amounts of Tequila, without a hint of fear. It can sneak around town without being captured by the feds. Not to be mistaken for it’s timid spineless cousin the typical Sneaky Weasel.

That Sneaky Phuckin Weasel really rocked the party last night... I have no idea how he weaseled his way from the Feds!!!!

by Sneaky Phuckin Weasel March 1, 2010

Weasel Tug

A military term for a useless effort, or a complete waste of time. A needless show of activity, actually accomplishing very little or nothing.

Our deployment should have been named Operation Weasel Tug, because that’s all it was.

by Lucky the RC September 8, 2020

Bush Weasel

Noun: A derivative of the term bush pig, a bush weasel is a skinny, ugly, and weasel-like bitch. Skinny enough to get laid, ugly enough to never be claimed by any man.

Trae: Yo, did you see Steve’s new lady?
Brad: Yeah, that bitch is a straight bush weasel.

by mikecoxhuge August 3, 2024