vampire facial

having a girl sit on your face while she’s on her period

real men let their girl do the vampire facial

by captainpoggers May 02, 2024

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Cutting into your dickhead with a razor and getting a blowjob. While she's sucking you squeeze your dick so blood shoots in her mouth. While she is stunned by all the blood, you turn her around and put your dick in her ass while screaming: 'I am Dracula, bow before me, bitch!'

-Hey man, in what position did you fuck her yesterday?
-I did the vampire.
-Holy shit, that's fucked up!

by GingerGodBelgium November 01, 2017

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The vampire

When your banging a chick on her period and then pull your bloody dick out and shove it in her mouth

The mayor was at Lindsey’s house and did the vampire on her while her convict husband layer asleep on the sofa.

by Skiddy1 January 15, 2019

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Vampire Living

Made Popular By H. Devampier / Devampier.

Vampire Living or VL.

It is lifestyle renowned for not sleeping at night; instead being proactive or productive. Once the clock hits 00:00; being creative, planning or completing projects are mainly what is implemented. It encourages the quotes of “work hard, play later” even in similar relation to Jim Jones #VampireLife - when it comes to clubbing (night life). It has been an on going lifestyle definition for nearly a decade, but has publicly been exploited since early this year 2020.

Person: “Why were you up at that time?”

- “Cmon Cuz, Vampire Living.“

by Still Vamping September 17, 2020

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Fun Vampire

Person who sucks the fun out of a Smash Bros. Game by playing King K. Rool on a friendly online arena match among friends.

"Should I ask Daniel to join us tonight?"

"Nah man he'll just pick K.K.Rool and suck the fun out of Smash"

"Damn he sounds like a Fun Vampire"

"Indeed my man"

by Dr_Sheriff February 06, 2019

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