Background pain

Background pain is a pain you can feel but it can be ignored. It's in the background of you life.

"Hey you in alot of pain?"
"Nah man it's more like background pain!"

by I am smart hehe :) November 16, 2020

T-Painful

When a song is overly autotuned, giving off the impression that the artist has no real talent.

"Wow, that Omi song 'Cheerleader' could be pretty good if it wasn't so T-Painful"

by Michael Fitzpatrick October 22, 2015

Pain-boner

A type of boner that arises due to immense pain (usually gut pain or some internal pain) and is pretty embarassing coupled with explosive diarrhea.

guy: god dammit, i'm vomiting, and now I have a pain-boner. great.

by unused username November 27, 2023

Pain

Trying to notate a chess game when the board has ben set up backwards.

Chess notation makes me feel pain.

by anonymous May 25, 2022

House of Pain

A little past supper-time
I'm still out on the porch step sitting on my behind,
Waiting for you.
Wondering if everything is alright.
Momma said, "Come in boy, don't waste your time." I said, "I've got time.
Well, he'll be here soon."
Five years old and talking to myself.
Where were you? Where'd you go?
Daddy, can't you tell?
I'm not trying to fake it
And I ain't the one to blame.
There's no one home
In my house of pain.
I didn't write these pages
And my script's been rearranged.
No, there's no one home
In my house of pain
Wasn't I worth the time?
A boy needs a daddy like a dance to mime and all the time
I looked up to you.
I paced my room a million times.
And all I ever got was one big lie, the same old lie.
How could you?

Well, I was eighteen and still talking to myself.
Where were you? Where'd you go?
Daddy can't you tell?
I'm not trying to fake it
And I ain't the one to blame.
There's no one home
In my house of pain
I didn't write these pages
And my script's been rearranged.
No, there's no one home
In my house of pain

And I'm alone again
Well, if I learned anything from this... It's how to live on my own.

by Death Menace June 13, 2023

Pain

A group of Karens

The large pain of Karen's gathered at the H.O.A. meeting.

by Nonplayer character July 27, 2025

dom paine

The fat fuck in the back of the room that knows jack shit

Teacher: "so Dom what is 3+5?"
Dom Paine: "ummm cookies?"

by Dom paine June 25, 2017