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puddy nipples

male nipples (generally) that have large or abnormal areolas. unpleasant to look at and necessary to call attention to amongst one's friends.
haha ew greg you've got some puddy nipples, put those things away before i puke.
by king barley April 6, 2009
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Nipples of the North

A term coined by Cr1TiKaL while playing Fallout: New Vegas. It essentially means one of terrible accuracy, but with great nipples.
Cr1TiKaL: "I can't hit shit today. But, I hit this guy in the leg and he went flying. Just call me the Nipples of the North."
by Chinote June 8, 2013
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Sub-nipples

The small bumps on a woman’s areola that look like little mini-nipples. The scientific name for sub-nipples is glands of Montgomery, or Montgomery’s tubercles.
I love a tit that has those sub-nipples on the areola.
by Pony Danza April 13, 2022
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nipple drapes

When the hair on your chest, above your nipples, is so long that it forms a drape, covering your nipple.
His nipple drapes were so long that when I shit on his chest it formed dingle-berries.

His nipple drapes were so thick, it looked like he was wearing a sweater.
by aMoneyMoney May 19, 2014
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pepperoni nipples

nipples that are too large for the breast. a ratio of too big a nipple to too small of a handful or boob= pepperoni nipple. Another formula for telling whether one has pepperoni nipples or not is how much of the front of the breast is covered by nipple. If it's a large portion, she's got pepperoni nipples.
"Yo, you know that chick in our class with the nice rack? Yeah dude, she's got pepperoni nipples."
by piefreak54 February 14, 2012
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Innie Nipples

A rare condition wherein the nipples, instead of extending away from the body, retract into the body. This condition can be cured by coaxing the nipples out using either a pinch or cold object. This is similar to an innie bellybutton except it takes place on the chestal section.
GOOD GOD! J-Laudy has innie nipples! PUT THEM AWAY!!!
by B-Wardy November 9, 2008
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fudge-nipples

oh fudge-nipples that was my toenail
by M.C. Knowles August 3, 2005
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