Flute Ninja

A really awesome flute player.

Wow! You are such a flute ninja!

by kitty1432 February 13, 2013

Ninja Lag

The warping of time and space so that a real event happens after it theoretically should

an example of ninja lag, in anime is when swordsmen or ninja slash their swords at each other, sometimes they have time to put their sword back into the sheath and walk away before the other person is actually cut by the blade.

by Sweaty man in your 7th period September 15, 2009

Stink ninja

Pulling up ones shirt over ones nose while using a toilet facility to avoid the smell of the previous user

Jason walks into the bathroom after adam has shit and thinks "GODDAM THIS TOILET FUCKEN STINKS, TIME TO DO THE OLD STINK NINJA" pulling his shirt up over his nose and thus finds urinating at work bearable once more. True story

by raymonty January 22, 2012

ninja turtleism

a belief that the 4 ninja turtles are really the 4 horseman of the apocalypse

dude u goin to the ninja turtleism benefit tomorrow

by marceld April 2, 2010

Ninja's Ligma

Its when you watch his stream once. It kills you slowly. One tried to get people to do the floss and nobody cared and done it.

Yo man, why would you watch Ninja? Now you have Ninja's Ligma it was nice knowing you man.

by Dashie tribe May 8, 2019

Buffalo Ninja

When you have sex with a girl that looks as ugly as a buffalo, and then sneak out like a ninja afterward.

Hey Bro, so I totally Buffalo Ninja'd Sarah last night.

by D0TTer aka DUBZ May 26, 2012

ninja swipe

to discretely (like a ninja) tuck an erection under the waistband of underwear or belt line of pants.

a true ninja swipe is done in one swift motion.

yo, i was freeballing in my sweats when i got a boner- i had to ninja swipe that shit so it wouldn't look like i was proppin a tent

by princealberto July 7, 2009