Person A: You wanna try out Subspace Emissary?
Person B: Pffft, what? Dude, that's like jerking off Mario.
Person A: what
Person C: Jerking off Mario must be so easy, the guy is screaming and groaning all the time. Real easy to please.
Person D: Heh, try jerking off Luigi bro.
Person C: What? No. Luigi is a married man. I wouldn't ever do that. Please don't ever speak about such thing.
Person B: Pffft, what? Dude, that's like jerking off Mario.
Person A: what
Person C: Jerking off Mario must be so easy, the guy is screaming and groaning all the time. Real easy to please.
Person D: Heh, try jerking off Luigi bro.
Person C: What? No. Luigi is a married man. I wouldn't ever do that. Please don't ever speak about such thing.
by plappypie November 8, 2025
Get the jerking off mariomug. by Stfuchristopher September 17, 2021
Get the mario carpinomug. by CarMan115 March 14, 2022
Get the Mariomug. 1. Racing video game series published by Nintendo, featuring primarily characters from the Mario franchise.
2. A sexual act involving the ejaculation of a dog inside of you, or your ejaculation inside a dog.
2. A sexual act involving the ejaculation of a dog inside of you, or your ejaculation inside a dog.
1.
Mario: Hey brother, you up for a game of Mario Kart?
Luigi: Sure thing bro, get the Gamecube set up.
2.
Mario: So, you got any plans tonight?
Luigi: Eh, not much, was thinking of doing a Mario Kart...
Mario: That poor dog of yours doesn't know what's coming...
Mario: Hey brother, you up for a game of Mario Kart?
Luigi: Sure thing bro, get the Gamecube set up.
2.
Mario: So, you got any plans tonight?
Luigi: Eh, not much, was thinking of doing a Mario Kart...
Mario: That poor dog of yours doesn't know what's coming...
by WitherHD November 19, 2017
Get the Mario Kartmug. So I was hyping myself up for Super Mario Odyssey 2, only for Super Mario Bros. Wonder to be announced?! This is Bullshit! I'm never buying anything from Nintendo again! - Bitter Mario Fan
by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023
Get the Super Mario Odyssey 2mug. The Super Mario Series is a massively popular game series featuring the familiar red hatted character Mario. The series started WAY back in 1985, with the release of Super Mario Bros. on the NES (Nintendo Entertainment System). It was created by legendary game designer Shigeru Miyamoto (b. 1952) alongside his development team Nintendo R&D4.
In this article we're mainly going to talk about the original game and its development.
Super Mario Bros. was a game released for arcades (yes, arcades search it up) and of course, the NES. By overthinking you would easily know the arcade version was to simply rack up more coins, because it's literally just the NES version but Mario turns yellow when he has a Fire Flower powerup.
Super Mario Bros. was created by Shigeru Miyamoto and his development team Nintendo R&D4. It was created as a "farewell" to the standard ROM cartridges and to usher into a new age.. of floppy disks. That was unexpected. Anyways, this game was created in conjunction with another popular series starter, The Legend of Zelda for the Famicom Disk System (and also the Famicom/NES). Development was culminated by the developer's previous games for the system like Excitebike and Kung-Fu (actually, a port of the arcade. LOL!). The game was designed to be simple, not because they wanted this to be a game for beginners, but rather because they wanted to sell the game by the end of 1985.
In this article we're mainly going to talk about the original game and its development.
Super Mario Bros. was a game released for arcades (yes, arcades search it up) and of course, the NES. By overthinking you would easily know the arcade version was to simply rack up more coins, because it's literally just the NES version but Mario turns yellow when he has a Fire Flower powerup.
Super Mario Bros. was created by Shigeru Miyamoto and his development team Nintendo R&D4. It was created as a "farewell" to the standard ROM cartridges and to usher into a new age.. of floppy disks. That was unexpected. Anyways, this game was created in conjunction with another popular series starter, The Legend of Zelda for the Famicom Disk System (and also the Famicom/NES). Development was culminated by the developer's previous games for the system like Excitebike and Kung-Fu (actually, a port of the arcade. LOL!). The game was designed to be simple, not because they wanted this to be a game for beginners, but rather because they wanted to sell the game by the end of 1985.
Ron: Should I buy Super Mario Galaxy?
Jon: I think it's best you don't.
Ron: Why?
Jon: You're really bad at gaming, I think you should play Super Mario Bros. on the NES first.
Ron: Oh.. okay!
Jon: I think it's best you don't.
Ron: Why?
Jon: You're really bad at gaming, I think you should play Super Mario Bros. on the NES first.
Ron: Oh.. okay!
by Eshooples January 13, 2021
Get the Super Mario Bros.mug. 