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Thor’s Hammer

Jumping over a child’s pink battery powered jeep and landing asshole first on the handle of a standing 5lb sledge asshole first
I was at a bonfire and jumped over a

pink jeep and landing ass first on Thor’s Hammer.
by Gemma5521 April 3, 2021
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Butter Hammer

A Table Tennis shot in which the player takes a robust, sweeping downward/sideways forehand swing imparting massive amounts of backspin, producing a floating effect as it travels to the other side of the table. It's buttery delivery defies it's devastating, hammer-like effect.
My forehand loop was no match for his prodigious butter hammer.
by chaifee February 3, 2010
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Broken Hammer

A broken hammer is just like a tool but is less useful, very annoying and someone that thinks they are better than you.
Jamal is acting like broken hammer.
by ThickBoi33 November 17, 2020
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Hammer Jammer

ham·mer | \ ˈha-mər - jam·mer | \ ˈja-mər

A fancy boot, wearing person with giant cuffs on his or her raw denim jeans. Particularly a person whose cuffs are larger than 5”.
Hey, Gerald, look at that hammer jammer! His cuffs are epic!
by Grain and Twill April 23, 2023
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joy hammer

The name every man on planet earth gives his penis.
Jack: Hey baby, my joy hammer is ready to fix all your problems.
Jill: Sorry dude, I had my heart set on a pink taco...
by El Pulpo Guapo November 8, 2015
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hand hammered

Being punched in the butthole.
Why are you walking funny Charline?
Last night I with Fred and got hand hammered, hard.
by screamingmeme32 November 1, 2014
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Hammer Jack

Tom: " Do you Gillette "
Fred: "No I Hammer Jack "
by FFBurger1 September 15, 2012
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