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green flag joke

a joke that goes on and on and on, with the people making the joke creating different scenarios about it.

started when some people were at the beach and a storm was coming, but there was still a green weather flag up. they saw some people in the water and decided to joke about it forever.
guy 1: "hey, look, its a green flag, but its flating in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its ripeed and in the air!"
guy 1: "look at that green flag.... in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its in a tornado!"
both guys: "HAHAHAHAH! ok, this is getting old."
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can be used for any kind of scenario, not just a green flag.
usually the green flag joke is only funny for a few minutes.
by himynamesbill June 26, 2009
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Flag it

Aint no one talking to that flag it!
by Wayneswrld February 11, 2023
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flag assembly

Yo leta go to a flag assembly
by Pabloc986 November 5, 2017
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Flag

A long and thin, amateur rolled tea leaf joint that was lit by a candle
"Yo my mom said I can't smoke weed anymore wanna smoke a flag?"
by Mr. Grinch Marcus May 20, 2018
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Pink and white flag

Pink and white flag albumis fire 🔥🔥
by lil axel vert June 30, 2023
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Post Flag

A place where one goes quite often, a place that feels like home.
Trick: you go to Diamondbacks?
Man: yes i have posted flag.

Megatron: I am about to post flag at this broads house!
by APDavetheRave March 1, 2012
mugGet the Post Flagmug.

Flag Up

To get a stiffy whilst looking at porn.
Hey john, you better not flag up looking at that porn.
by Josh4938499 December 18, 2007
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