egg beating

Masturbating while cracking eggs onto yourself.

Chris was egg beating in the other room

by ayylmao-kek June 25, 2015

blimp eggs

Undoubtedly the worst type of easter egg ever created.
They taste truly disgusting and resemble the shape of a blimp rather than a normal egg.
Usually given out by those who don't really care about you, ie. teachers.

*three months after easter*
Billy: i haven't finished my easter eggs yet
Johnny: HOW?!? o.O
Billy: stupid easter bunny got me blimp eggs

by madaskatie March 27, 2009

Egg Ro

The Asian slang term to use the phrase "Egg Roll"

"Hi welcome to "Nie Out" my name's Chan would you like Egg Ro?

by mmhilzy March 11, 2012

Trouser eggs

The testicles.

Dude, he was crying after having his trouser eggs scrambled on the rail!

by Nobli May 07, 2023

Eggs benedict

Hand unit.

Thank you for choosing,eggs benedict

by Eggs benedict. January 26, 2021

LAP EGGS

1) testicles
2) a handy mnemonix for remember the 7 Deadly Sins

1) Now that I'm 50, my lap eggs are often under me when I sit -- major ouch!
2)
Lust
Anger
Pride
Envy
Greed
Gluttony
Sloth

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2016

Red egg

Grabing your testicle like a bouquet of flowers and give a light slap till red.

I requested a red egg from the friendly dominatrix parlor at the mall.

by Dnice456 January 12, 2022