COVID friend group

A small group of people you both enjoy hanging out with and share your common sense approach to hygiene due to COVID-19, that are unlikely to infect you, or you them.

Honey, we should invite Nancy and her family into our COVID friend group and have them over for take out dinner. She and her husband have been working from home and are uber careful, both themselves and with their kids, about social distancing and masks/hand washing, etc..

by ribick June 26, 2020

Covid death trap

A restaurant or any other business that has not taking steps to prevent the spread of covid19

That restaurant is a covid death trap. They have no outside seating or any safety measures for covid19.

by Sidogg July 11, 2020

Covid gas chamber

When a fart gets stuck in someone’s face mask intended to prevent them from catching COVID-19.

I just crop dusted the family who was taking up the entire sidewalk at Disney while I passed them; safe to say they’re now all wearing a covid gas chamber on their face

by A1994 March 13, 2021

Covid Miscarriage Calves

A term used to describe a female that had a miscarriage due to contracting the Covid virus and as a result of the miscarriage the unborn fetus doesn’t leave the body, but in fact, due to Covid it enters the bloodstream, travels down to the calf where it continues to grow until it reaches the full potential it would have if it was born.

My buddy Pete was telling me about this girl bring a 6. My buddy Nate stepped in and said she has the biggest calves I’ve ever seen, and I believe she has Covid Miscarriage Calves since she was due to have twins. What’s truly unbelievable about this is when I met this lady with my wife who had given birth a few months prior and was lactating, the woman’s calves tried to go towards my wife’s breast’s and suckle. I smacked the calves and told them if anyone is going to suckle, it’s going to be this guy!

by Tee Cee Deez March 28, 2023

Coronavirus (Covid-19)

A disease that causes drama and self isolation so you can be lonely forever and hated upon while still suffocating because you have to wear a stoooooopid mask all the friggn time. It also causes that 2020 sucks and should be cancelled.

Karen, wear your stupid mask you stoopid head, coronavirus (Covid-19) is no joke ha

by SilviaGabster277 September 27, 2020

covid world tour

A person who likes to travel to every hotspot throughout the U.S. (ex. Florida, Texas, California) in order to increase their chances of getting coronavirus.

Have you seen Chad lately?

Yeah, I heard he was in Miami on his Covid world tour.

by tyan5 August 1, 2020

i have covid

I'm gonna fucking die

Hey! I have Covid! I'm gonna fucking die

by Le Human October 20, 2020