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wizard

fucking dope (as in cool)
"how was it?"
"wizard"
by wtfdoimakethis March 1, 2022
mugGet the wizardmug.

Wizard

That new video game looks SO WIZARD
by Surmal_and_proud November 14, 2017
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Wizard Jumping

When a sorceress pulls a train on the wizard and his friends.
Agatha is such a whore. The other night she was wizard jumping at Merlin's castle. She hopped from wand to wand like it was no big deal.
by Gottapee June 24, 2022
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Wizard

Wizard of “Oz”, Oz” meaning “ounce”.

What you say on the phone to your paranoid dealer who consumes to much of their own product and therefore believes that their “line is tapped by the feds”, or send in a text message intead of ounce. Of course if their “line was tapped” or “the feds were reading their messages” then “the feds” would deciever the true meaning of “wizard” because they suspected your dealer of dealing, the “the feds” would deciefer the true meaning of “wizard” in all of about 10 seconds.
Hello...yep, so yeah, I wanna get a wizard off you....How much?!...but a henry is only 20!...Hmmf...Ok, I’ll meet you in the car park of Maccie Ds in 10 minutes.
by ZeeBeeBaddG November 18, 2018
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glizzard wizard

Someone who is skilled in giving oral sex, typically to someone with a penis
Man, I found out why they call her the glizzard wizard. She gave me the best time ever last night.
by SheaButterCorn January 7, 2024
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the music wizard

a horrible meaningless website to download music for free. cant we do that anywhere anyways?
Henry's website, the music wizard, sucks.
by the fag monster December 14, 2010
mugGet the the music wizardmug.

Bread Wizard

A term used to describe a very creepy person, often a pedo
I say a bread wizard near a kindergarten so I called the cops
by Willbot159 April 10, 2024
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