admiral of the narrow seas

an archaic phrase indicating one is drunk, wasted, shit-housed, shit faced, etc.

Katie said, "It's my 21st. I'll be the admiral of the narrow seas!"

by forgottenbsides July 23, 2008

Deep Sea Dukee

The "Deep Sea Dukee " is where you take a shit and your excrement is still within your anus when it makes solid contact with the water below. This act is the most common way to catch skillage.

I think I contracted skillage when I accidentally dropped a deep sea dukee in the public restroom.

by NiPPauL October 03, 2015

Get in the fucking sea

When you’re on the South Coast, most notably Southsea, and someone is being a total din they should always be advised to get in the fucking sea

Boy is being a total din
Girl ‘get in the fucking sea’

by Naty D April 17, 2020

Sea flap flap

The name you call a stingray when you dont know the exact name on moment. Could also be known as "sea pancake"

Hey, look at that sea flap flap!

by Carry.on.my.wayward.son June 27, 2017

Sea dragon leviathan

The most annoying creature to encounter in Subnautica.

You: having a good time in your upgraded prawn suit
Sea dragon leviathan: finally, some good ducking food *bites prawn suit repeatedly*
You: DAMN YOU SEA DRAGON

by pogchamp_gamer January 02, 2022

deep sea squeeze

a handjob that is given underwater

damn, that was a good deep sea squeeze in the pool

by y33t September 26, 2017

Sea Scout Delight

Taking off a pillows case and cutting a hole into the pillow roughly 3-5 inches deep and 5 inches wide and pooping into said hole. Then putting the pillow case back on the pillow.

"Timmy wouldn't shut up, so we Sea Scout Delighted his ass.

by SSDFounder June 30, 2011