Monkey Sandwich

When you put both your fist into someone’s asshole and twist
Guy1: shut up your mom is gay
Guy2: fuck you I’ll give you a monkey Sandwich
by HornetToast February 12, 2021
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monkeys foreheid

Scottish term for Monkeys Forehead. The female genitalia. Fanny, cunt etc. Needing a trim.
"I went down on that bitch and her fanny admin was that bad that it was like a monkeys foreheid Sir!"
by The Bat July 24, 2006
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song monkey

partygoer who relentlessly dominates the music selection. In extreme cases unable to finish one song before selecting another, in rapid succession.
Song monkey: "Listen to this song, it's amazing! No wait, this one! No wait..."

Everyone: "He's such a goddamn song monkey"
by bndrs February 11, 2012
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Porch Monkey

1. This refers to a person who dabbles in the Greco-Roman philosophy of stoicism but seems to, choose to lack the maturity or discipline to truly practice it in any serious sense.

Stoicism's origin stepms from the Greek phrase "Stoa Poikile" which translates to "painted porch." "Stoa" meaning porch. Thus they inhabit the porch but have all the seriousness and dedication a monkey would have toward serious philosophy.
2. Porch monkey is also a derogatory term to someone who practices stoic philosophy.
3. Porch monkey is also a highly derogatory term for black person and typically has no bearing on his philisophical outlooks.

Usage note: To avoid being seen as a racist, only use this term to refer to stoics who cannot be mistaken for people of color.
1. "Alexander says he is a stoic, but after seeing his temper tantrum the other day, I'm starting to think he's just a porch monkey."
2. "Lucius is lecturing us all again about how we shouldn't let our emotions control our character. He's such a porch monkey."
3. "Kwame thought Bob was lashing out at him for being a stoic when Bob called him a "porch monkey," but Bob was simply an obnoxious racist. Kwame practiced stoicism however and laughed it off, just making non-stoic Bob angrier.
by revoLucian1776 February 15, 2023
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Monkey Shagger

Monkey Shagger: shag monkeys get aids 😎
by Monkey Shagger October 18, 2019
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monkeys clapping

When a group of people clap in unison, most like during a live performance. Also in referance to partying.
Dogs were barking, monkeys clapping, bears were dancing and girls were cutting loose
~Gogol Bordello
by Harmonydawn April 11, 2006
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le monkey

A beautiful thicc monkey. He is well known as a tiktok meme and helikes to say uh oh stinky
person1: hey did you see le monkey last night? he was looking thicc
person2: yea I did he stole my liver -_-
person1: uh oh stinky
by ieatvegans November 02, 2019
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