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Monkey Cannon

A vodka cocktail made with 4 shots of vodka, a dash of Sriracha, and grapefruit juice. Perfect for any monkey event.
Last night I drank 4 Monkey Cannons and dropkicked my son.
by Dr. Cummy July 4, 2021
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Monkey Blanket

muhng-kee blang-kit noun
1. a large, thick, blanket-like patch of hair on a man's back, typically covering the entire back, sometimes extending from the lower back, all the way up and onto the back of the neck and shoulders.

2. a large, rectangular piece of soft fabric, often with bound edges, used for keeping a monkey warm.
Is that a sweater or a monkey blanket? Wow, did you see the monkey blanket on that guy? Someone please tell him to cover his monkey blanket.
by monkey blanket July 19, 2017
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monkey crawler

A woman's fart that, due to her butt cheeks being occluded, "crawls" down into and travels out of her vagina.
The man believed that his girlfriend had queefed. However, she had simply ejected a normal fart that turned into a monkey crawler.
by Biomed88 October 13, 2013
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Gliding monkey

When you hold a girl up and spin her around while fucking her
Bobby gave me an awesome gliding monkey last night
by Dude guy 55 December 6, 2015
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monkey flowers

slang term for marijuana.Usually smoked in a blunt or pipe.
by Kyle Karzmarczyk May 23, 2006
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Chumba Monkey

He did what?! Jeez that guy is such a chumba monkey.
by KorbenDallas August 7, 2008
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Monkey Sandwich

When you put both your fist into someone’s asshole and twist
Guy1: shut up your mom is gay
Guy2: fuck you I’ll give you a monkey Sandwich
by HornetToast February 11, 2021
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