rank of dirt

n. the lowest level one can be demoted to.

"Aron, since your last demotion to n00b we had to create a rank lower than the lowest rank. You have been demoted to rank of dirt"

"What's going on rank of dirt?"

by Jonathancaleb December 21, 2008

Bed Dirt

Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.

See Also:

Dirt Bed Durt Bed

noun:

1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors. "I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"

"I was totally fingerblasting that girl and added a bunch of vagibears to my bed dirt"

by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009

dirt logs

(1.)Crap,shit,poo,doodie another meaning the word "POOP".

(2.) a word that would be the only thing cool to tatoo on your ass.

(3.)Something to call someone in frustration, anger, or is they're just being annoying.

(1.) Woah check it out! Larry made huge dirt logs in the toilet!!

(2.)Hey look everybody! i got dirt logs on my ass!

(3.)Dammit bob stop being a dirt log!!

by FreshFragrence November 23, 2007

dirt crust

a crusty ass shirt that a fat chick where to expose her belly

yo look at that fat chick she's dirt crusting it up it that wife beater tuck under her bra

by johnny lighting October 3, 2009

Dirt Jerk

Self gratification during an experience which is less than hygienic.

After a night of significant alcohol consumption, Alex awoke in his tent to find soot from the earlier evenings fire in his underpants. He then realized he was guilty of committing a dirt jerk.

Alex knew that the handle on the bathroom stall was dirty but personal need got the better of him and the dirt jerk became the only solution.

Heather figured that Alex was a dirt jerker and decided to reject his advances.

by 3nothappening November 27, 2010

sucks dirt

When a person is dead. Not the act of dying but the act of being dead and burried. Most often used in refference to a celebrity or world leader as in The Deviates song "They All Suck Dirt".

Sadat sucks dirt, he's been dead a week or two.

by Foster Lagoon August 18, 2006

Dirt Scratch

When you crash on a dirtbike or bicycle in the dirt.

Hey did you see dolla bill do that dirt scratch off that little jump?

by mxscott14 March 27, 2009