An African American that has consumed so many bourbon related beverages they have devolved into a new state of being. They have an extreme propensity for violent and irrational behavior. This state also has the lowest observable brain activity of anyone that has become a bourbon coon.
as the plume of coon dust(UD) and cocaine cleared out of the room. Hakeem was found near a pile of Bourbon bottles and dead hooker bodies. The investigators were keenly aware they have made contact with an ultimate primal bourbon coon.
by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022
Get the Ultimate primal bourbon coon mug.The art of taking someone's backpack while they aren't looking, removing all the items, turning it inside out, and putting everything back in.
Typically done when someone goes to the bathroom or is distracted.
Typically done when someone goes to the bathroom or is distracted.
Alex: "Quick, coon Aidan's backpack while he's in the bathroom."
James: "Cooning is so easy, it's like stealing candy from a baby!"
Aidan: "Are you fucking kidding me, I've been coon'd!"
James: "Cooning is so easy, it's like stealing candy from a baby!"
Aidan: "Are you fucking kidding me, I've been coon'd!"
by HoChiSock May 17, 2023
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Get the Coon mug.the coons are a group of people that are alpha males they have the biggest dicks and would fuck any girl in sight ecept keith he is a dickless faggot and gets no bitches unlike Dylan has the biggest and juiciest dick that your girlfriend would want (yes im stroking myself when typing this) sam is the second biggest dick ever and dylan and sam do threesomes, one in the mouth one in the back and they highfive over the girl when she is bent over jack is the tallest mother fucker in the group i swear hes a nigga too bad that monkey cant swim with all that being said keith your still a fucking niggerrrrr and will get no bitches and would fuck fiona wrote by keiths big black monkey brother
by keithsafucking coon nigger ape May 26, 2022
Get the the coons mug.Originally, a generic anti-Black slur, essentially synonymous with “nigger.” That definition is now outdated, though.
More recently, it’s evolved into a slur WITHIN the Black community, used to refer to Black individuals who sell out their people, essentially synonymous with “Uncle Tom.”
More recently, it’s evolved into a slur WITHIN the Black community, used to refer to Black individuals who sell out their people, essentially synonymous with “Uncle Tom.”
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