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Too Much Bike

When a mountain bike is very inefficient to pedal and it excessively tires the rider.
Santa Cruz Megatower CC for sale, only done a few rides, selling because it is too much bike for me.
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Dirt Bike

Urban Slang for 125 grams of cocaine or heroin
Petey came over looking to cop a dirt bike of yay..
by Dabo244 October 26, 2022
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Bike fit

A bike fit is a cycling outfit that consists of a pair of bib shorts, or a jersey, or both.
I have to wear a bike fit so people quit asking me if something is wrong with my car.
by swiftyswifty January 15, 2021
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1. An analogy for something so awful that it's comparable to riding a bike on a highway full of absolute dumbasses who don't know how to drive. Also known as Virginians.

2. The worst fucking experience ever
Use 1:
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.

Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?
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Pedal bike master

He who has the most freestyle ,flatland, bmx pedal bikes . Also known as the freestyle master, and or king.
Did y'all go watch the pedal bike master ride a wheelie for over a mile.
by Blessedmess July 2, 2023
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Bike without a seat

What I ride
Me: Ugh ugh ugh
john: What the actuals fuck Edward!? Riding a bike without a seat? faggot
by ALLHOMO May 16, 2021
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