speep fat

A hairy creature that lives in your basement that relies on eating your 3rd cats ballzach.

Person 1: yo i got a speep fat
Person 2: what

by Mr. HopperGaming January 30, 2020

Fat Feisty

-Phrase that describes a sloppy reaction to that which is desired.

-A run or shamble that would resemble a newborn learning to walk.

-Gawk, Ogle, and/or drooling at guilty pleasures

*A person getting 'Fat Feisty' does not pertain to their weight, but instead just the action/reaction that person has toward an object or event.

"I went home and got all fat feisty on some surprise pizza"

"A group of teenage or girls got fat feisty at the site of Zac Efron"

"That bitch got all fat feisty on my dick bro!"

by Sc0tticus & Mechantx February 3, 2012

Fat Albert

You're fat

"Hi Bob" "Shut up Fat Albert!"

by God Of Grass February 6, 2020

fat mob

A long distance to travel, especially when high or drunk.

Driving all the way to Denny's from here? That's a fat mob.

Man, I'm so high. Getting the tv remote would be a fat mob right now, hard.

by makingafatmobforsteaknshake January 3, 2011

Fat Dragon

a person who is on the larger side that believes eating chinese food will make them skinny

P1: Look at her!
P2: Who? The Fat Dragon?
P1: Yeah, she has been dressing like a all american school girl this week!

by TOPthreesome July 5, 2016

Fat Sick

Being so unhealthy and obese that you are always in a state of sickness. Can be cured with a healthy diet, regular exercise, and some fresh air.

"I have to call off work again for the 27th time this month because I'm fat sick."

by fred durst 2 January 30, 2023

scooter fat

adj. The pinnacle of the hierarchy of the fat scale. A phrase to describe a person so fat that they are unable to walk and must use a scooter at the store.

Dude: Man, how big is she like chubby?

Dude #2: No Dude, like rotund huge!

Dude #1: O no, she's scooter fat

Dude #2: Yea scooter fat

by Acid Tongue Ireland June 19, 2010