Kami-text

verb (esp. of an Asian person)
to walk directly towards another person due to distraction while texting.

I was walking around town this morning and two Asian guys kami-texted on me.

by Denver Wagner November 20, 2014

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fart text

The act of recording one's fart on a smart phone via the record audio icon in the text field, then texting it to an individual or a group for playback.

"Damn Jim! That was a nasty sounding fart text you sent!"

by Silly Games December 27, 2017

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sniper text

when you are drunk and have to close one eye to see what you are doing

swaying in the middle of the bar focusing all of your energy on the perfect sniper text last hope of a ride before you fall over

by bio_hazard6945 July 13, 2011

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text potato

Someone in the same building/house as you who is too lazy to come to where you are to answer a question, so instead texts you their response.

Sam was upstairs when Mom asked what he would like to drink with dinner, so the text potato just replied, "H2O" to her iPhone.

by grammarcop2 May 29, 2012

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When a woman or man text their significant other with a controversial conversation topic designed to create (or to "trigger") a conversation and / or argument at a time when the other has put the argument on the back burner for the time being. For example, a few hours after a couple end an argument, the man tells his girlfriend that he will be watching the game for the next two hours (thinking the argument is over for now). She goes up to bed, then sends a text about a half hour in to rekindle the unresolved argument from earlier.

I felt like the whole thing was behind us, and she goes and sends me a trigger text when I'm trying to relax and watch a movie.

by Rahad Jackson April 28, 2023

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