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abuse tax

A tariff we pay to the State or Federal government to recompense them for abusing us.
I can at least partially understand levying an abuse tax on truly "optional" abuse-items like tobacco or alcohol, but why charge it on gasoline? That's a necessary commodity to merely get around, and besides, it's not as if we aren't TRYING to use other fuels and/or forms of motive-power --- many people are trying to promote "green" forms of transportation like bicycles, electric vehicles, ethanol, etc., but the powers-that-be are actively squelching the development of such technology. Why, even GM itself crushed its own EV1 electric cars that people ALREADY WERE USING AND LOVED... what kinda convoluted nonsense does THAT make??!?!
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
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brat tax

Brat Tax is a tax on millionaires and billionaires brats on what they inherit over $3,500,000.
Bill Gate's kid will have to pay a Brat Tax on any money they make over the first 3.5 million, oooh, poor baby.
by reagansmarley January 25, 2019
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Taxes

Taxes are another word for the weed
You got taxes bro
by Loca.girl.in.here September 25, 2018
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Tax

The one thing people hate to pay because they think that taxation is theft, but then use a shitload of services provided by those taxes they paid, such as roads, public school and libraries (And in the case of most non-US developped countries, public hospitals too).

The problem with tax is not the fact that government takes money from it's people, it's how that money is often mismanaged.
Person 1: I refuse to pay taxes!
Person 2: Then please stop walking and driving on roads, stop going to the library and remove your kids from the public school and send them to a private school instead.
Person 1: Why dumbass?
Person 2: Because you're using services that are mostly paid by the taxes you refuse to pay. If you don't want to pay, then you don't haeve the right to use these services.
by Sabin Figaro April 30, 2018
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Haines tax

The overly exorbitant amount that people are willing to pay for this particular brand of boat, mainly due to popularity of certain Facebook pages
That boat was nice, but the Haines tax on it is ridiculous
by Skinny19R June 4, 2018
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Speaking Tax

When someone annoys you and won't shut up. He gets the Speaking Tax that means, you're going to ignore him until you stop.

spiking taks
^Dude shut up, you got a Speaking Tax

*And what's that??

^I ignore you simply until you stop

*Really? Idk if you're going to make it! Wanna see my new shoes or do you wanna go to the beach or maybe... Rich? Are you listening? Are you serious??!

^...
by Yononimo April 20, 2018
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Mansion Tax

Used to describe how large one person can actually be. Usually said about a person who has an eating rotation.
“Zach just broke the table what a mansion tax.”
by lit.shitty March 16, 2019
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