The farmers tan

The farmers tan is a serious of events in which the mall sticks his penis in side a women’s ass then will move on to the women giving the man a blow job, which results in the staining of the women’s mouth

“Jaime got the farmers tan the other day”

by Naveedas04 January 11, 2020

offensively tan

When someone chooses to get a tan so dark that it becomes offensive to Hispanics and African Americans.

Tanner: I'm going to get a tan today.
*tanner comes out of tanning salon*

Friend:damn girl, you're so tan. You're like "offensively tan" I'm so jells.

by Fancypanski February 24, 2014

Tan shoes

Usually worn with pink shoelaces, a polka dot vest and a panama with a purple hat band.

Woman: Man, Dooley is rockin those tan shoes.

by RockLee'syouth January 29, 2021

Piggy Tan

When someone is being ridiculous or funny. Slang word. For fun.

Don't be a piggy tan.

by vampculture77ashmoon September 29, 2021

Wilson tan

Wilson tan is the guy who’s super smart, super cool, super funny, and cute. He’s always caring, thoughtful, and sometimes can be weird. He’s a god at video games and really smart in school. Anyone would be lucky to have a wilson in their life.

Man1: wow, is that a wilson?
Man2: sure is. I wonder if he’ll be my friend
Man1: he’ll totally be your friend considering, he’s so nice.
Man2: well, he’s a wilson tan after all

by @itz.not.wilson November 20, 2018

Kentucky spray tan

Coined by CW, rob elijah, and Landon

When you shoot dip in your hand then jerk a guy off

Shoot that dip in ur hand and gimme some of that Kentucky spray tan

by !3Saint45 July 30, 2025

Black and Tan

Named for the practice of taking one hit (inhaling) of marijuana concentrate in a dabs rig, then immediately taking a hit of G (crystal meth), without exhaling the first hit.

"That dude from your home town taught us all how to do Black and Tans, and I thought my lungs were going to crawl out of my chest!"

by unkillbilly December 27, 2018