Tail Job

When a vampire blows a dinosaurs tail.

"Dude! It's so gross! Izzy gave Dino a tail job in the elevator again!"
"That"s fucking sick man."

by Jeffydmr May 17, 2010

ring-tailed bitch

A word your fucked up mother calls you when she is yelling at you and you are listening to your ipod and pretending you can't hear her.

"Give my you ipod and phone you ring-tailed bitch!"

by LIZZY2 September 20, 2007

Spicy Cock Tail

When you cum inside a chick and she squeezes the cum out into a shot glass filled with "Da Bomb" hot sauce then she takes the shot.

Damn bro that "Spicy Cock Tail" maneuver she pulled on me last night went DUMMY HARD!

by VictrixRL December 25, 2022

Pin the Tail on the Monkey

To purposely make a person who truly loves you feel like all the downs in your relationship are her fault.

" I'm going to play pin the tail on the monkey. " Has anyone seen my girlfriend?"

by Betterthantheythink April 18, 2018

Tabby Tail Taster

One who enjoys licking their finger after accidentally touching the rear end of a cat.

Why did you lick your finger, you are a real Tabby Tail Taster!

by Crham February 14, 2021

Mom's lobster tail

Mom's fat cock. Huge massive shlong. Guinness world record holder for fattest cock.

Did you hear yao got to see mom's lobster tail? he said that shit was humungous

by dndndnlol June 30, 2021

California Rooster Tail

when your about to nut and turn around, bend over and shoot your massive load of baby nectar out from around your balls with your cock shooting semen out of your asshole.

I was fucking this chicken and gave it a fat California rooster tail.

by Rooster Cocktail February 11, 2019