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Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy

Sleeping on a Sunday
Lying in your bed
Nothing can top it
Or even come close

Chicken necks
What the heck
Why should I get
Out of bed for that?

I'm ever wondering
After I'm married
Will I have to
Put up with a dope?
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope

When you're just a kid you're
Just in school
And you see a groundhog
As a rule

You can't go look and
See if it's real
While you're spelling words
Or supposed to learn a tool

Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy
by Death Menace May 4, 2023
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Wallering in da Taffy

The point in an individuals love life where they no longer seek the company of a partner that is attractive and has something going for them and downgrades to a point below the lowest and final downgrade which happens to be called wallering in da taffy. Where they now seek company and sexual favors (blow jobs, head, or slow neck) from the unattractive, std ridden taffy puddins. At the point of wallering in the Taffy one must accept the fact that this is where they will always be because there is no upgrading when you get to that point of low and d sperate. Just sick!!
Can you believe that Shawn is now wallering in da taffy with da tana taffy plank puddin? He's just like the pigs that waller in da mud and there is no coming back from that he's tainted now he's hot that tana taffy plank puddin rot!
by Fefe and shardin December 22, 2023
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Cheese Is Tasty

When you need a bio so you pick this
PERSON 1: I DONT KNOW WHAT MY BIO SHOULD BE Person 2: try Cheese Is Tasty
by NSJKSKAJSJSSJ April 14, 2024
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Davis' Jacket Tatty

The Anus or Bumhole, sometimes enjoyed with a glass of Milk™️.
Davis' Jacket Tatty:

get your jacket tatty out.

My mate has a great jacket tatty.

Do you like Tuna mayo and beans on your jacket tatty?
by MyJacketTatty July 7, 2025
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Salt water taffy

The salt water taffy; When you take one ball and one ball only from your nut sack, and roll up on both sides (so it looks like a salt water taffy wrapper). Take a picture and send it to your boys.
Yo dude wtf Jaden just hit me with a salt water taffy!
by Retardation foundation October 13, 2025
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