turtle dovin' 

Kinda like the opposite of a turtle head in the world of doodoo... turtle dovin' is sneaking a finger into the butthole.

Make a little lovin'... a little turtle dovin' on the Mason Dixin Line.

turtle dovin' by Englebert Humperdink 420 June 17, 2020

Turtle Trap 

slang for marajuana or an item used for smoking it. see Catching Turtles

were going Catching Turtles can you bring the turtle trap?

Turtle Trap by Tom September 26, 2004

turtle victim 

One who is turtle'd unwillingly possibly by a turtle-ist

Last night James became a turtle victim at the hands of the Manchester Turtle-ist

turtle victim by Luke May 27, 2006

Turtle Kiss 

A term for an ambiguous sex act. Used to see if the people around you will question it or just agree with you.

I told everyone that I gave her a turtle kiss and they all gave me high fives.

Turtle Kiss by Daniel Fooster November 22, 2009

turtle necking 

When a guy has a boner while wearing pants he pulls his penis up vertical so the tip is exposed above his waist line.

I was about to pitch a tent in public so I decided on turtle necking it instead.

turtle necking by Newballz June 6, 2013

Turtle Kiss 

A Turtle Kiss is when two people who are turtling(when you has to crap but you keep halting it, so the tip of the turb exits while the bigger portion stays inside the anus) put their butts close together and touch turds and then retract them inside again.
This may be done repeatedly.

Tom and Sarah both had to crap, they were both turtling.
Tom and Sarah got their butts close together and Turtle Kissed.

Turtle Kiss by Louis Magus Crow June 15, 2012

turtle choking

to define someone who masturbates extremely slow, but at the same time, is picturing his mom naked.

1: Hey Andrew, while i was spying on you last night, i saw you turtle chokingt!

1:Man...i am sooo tired from turtle choking, i almost popped a testi.

turtle choking by ryan-the master of the universe May 2, 2006