When you go to perform fellatio on someone and there is a particularly surprising amount of pubic hair.
Sarah met a guy on Friday night with no hair on his arms or legs, but when she went to give him a blowjob he had a Surprise Muffin.
by Yep_checks-out August 6, 2018
Get the surprise muffinmug. When your laying in bed with your girlfriend and she says "my phone fell out of my pocket" then she pulls your pants down and you ask "what's happening down there!?" And she muffles "I'm giving you a surprise!" This is clearly the best type of blowjob scince you dong nag and beg + you aren't suspecting it 😉 then you cum and your girlfriend finds her phone.
"Yo, my gf just gave me a surprise blojob it was the best experience of my life!" "Damn I need some of that!"
by Tristan Auto September 2, 2023
Get the Surprise blojobmug. When In missionary position, pull out and Spum on his or her face. Blind them, then slap them. When they scream omg what the hell, yell out “ it was a spooky ghost “
by GaydolfStiffler July 1, 2022
Get the The spooky Surprisemug. When you suck frosting out of your women's ass. Preferably chocolate. The surprise is not knowing if it's chocolate frosting or shit.
Gave my girl the old bakers surprise last night. Everything was going well till I tasted poo poo butter!
by ha26 March 2, 2015
Get the bakers surprisemug. A crime in Sweden punishable by $700 fine. What Julian Assange is charged with, prompting the EU to issue an Interpol Red Notice, making Assange one of the most wanted criminals in Europe.
When the condom broke, Assange didn't inspect it fast enough, resulting in the crime of, 'sex by surprise'.
by marybethjones December 8, 2010
Get the sex by surprisemug. The act of having doggy style sex with a woman while wearing the work attire of Clark Kent. Then, unknowingly to the woman, and while still inside her, the man undresses to reveal a full Superman outfit, including a cape. He ejaculates and she turns around to be surprised by the man of steel himself.
I almost gave this bitch a heart attack when I gave her the Superman Surprise. She turned around and saw my cape flowing in the wind, then slapped me in the face.
by JamesBondage October 30, 2010
Get the Superman Surprisemug. Urban Dictionary-
The Herman, also known as, The Gentleman's Surprise.
To preform the Herman, ejaculate in an object that is commonly used by someone unbeknownst by the owner or frequent user of said object to leave a nice surprise. Such objects can be, but are not limited to, shoes, helmets, pockets, socks, hats, opened alcoholic drinks, and even wallets and purses, preferably while they are not in use.
The Herman, also known as, The Gentleman's Surprise.
To preform the Herman, ejaculate in an object that is commonly used by someone unbeknownst by the owner or frequent user of said object to leave a nice surprise. Such objects can be, but are not limited to, shoes, helmets, pockets, socks, hats, opened alcoholic drinks, and even wallets and purses, preferably while they are not in use.
by Austin Johnson/ Steve Sutton November 14, 2007
Get the the gentleman's surprisemug.