Conversation Starters

People who could talk for hours, but not remember a single word that was spoken.

"We've been on the phone for 2 hours. "

"What were we talking about? "

"Nothing. Everything. I don't remember"

" well, thats why were conversation starters "

by CallMeTeee.. July 20, 2014

Starter Grass

The premature start of unsightly facial hair on a woman's forehead, ears, sideburns or lip (top and bottom) area. Usually associated with women who are pregnant or just given birth.

Jasmine gave birth over three months and she still got that starter grass on her dome.

by 4Plai January 13, 2009

A1 starter kit

Camel toes and duck faces

A girl/guy who selfies while duck facing and having extreme camel toe is a1 starter kit

by Thedudemeister December 19, 2014

JCB starter buttons

used in rural Ireland to describe a woman's nipples if large

she has nipples on her like JCB starter buttons

by legques September 19, 2018

Little more choke and you would've started luv!

Helpful advice to give, in the event of someone farting loudly, in public.

1. Refers to 20th Century cars, where the "choke" would give more gas to the acceleration
2. Best delivered using an Australian accent

Scene: Very quiet, contemplative, fine art museum moment. While gazing thoughtfully at Monet's lilies in their pond, large Marge lets rip with a loud, egg-tinged room emptier. A Helpful Gentleman suggests: "Little more choke and you would've started luv!"

by EuroDingo_Word November 21, 2009

Just start a business

A conservative fallacy. Whenever a liberal or leftist mentions income inequality, poor working conditions or the many problems created by hierarchical systems: right-wingers, conservatives and 'libertarians' will inevitably resort to the 'just start a business' retort. The problems with this adage are A) it isn't possible for everyone to start a business, for a variety of reasons (e.g. most people do not possess the necessary startup capital). B) if everyone started their own business then there would be no workers available to work within each business, and C) most leftists are opposed to the concept of heirarchy in business, so starting their own business wouldn't solve the problem of heirarchy (if you're against the existence of bosses, becoming a boss does not solve the problem). The fallacy is common among pampered prep-boys who have never had to work a day in their lives.

Leftist: I hate the fact that people have to work 40 hours a week for 40 years just to earn their right to survive.
Conservative: Just start a business, then you won't have to do this.
Leftist: How does this solve the problem? I'll just be joining the ranks of those I despise.
Conservative: Yeah but you won't be a wage-slave anymore.
Leftist: Yes, but I don't just care about myself; I'm interested in the working conditions of all people.
Conservative: Lol w/e bosses work even harder bro.
Leftist: That proves my point, even bosses aren't exempt from the treadmill.
Conservative: You're just lazy lol, just start a business you lazy welfare sponge.
Leftist: How old are you?
Conservative: All Lives matter.

by Dial M for Money September 21, 2020

Squartznegionoaf

This words definition means idiot or your stupid, but in a highly geek/nerd or way. It appears in the Scooby Doo Movie 2: Monsters Unleashed when Shaggy and Scooby are in the lab with all the monster suits and they both start to drink potions in a fridge and turn into many different things, so still, some people these days like myself use this word :D

Andy: Dude, whats 1 + 1?
Melvin: You are such a Squartznegionoaf!

by ShibbyMango April 3, 2009