Stoned as a goat

When you’ve sucked back a few to many see through didgeridoo’s and your mind channels you to your inner goat.

Taylor- fuuaark!! I’ve been talking to you for the last 10 mins and your not even registering anything I’m saying!

Ben- Sorry mate, I’m just fucking stoned as a goat after that session.

by Lord-Tennis-Courts September 20, 2021

Stone Army

The worst army ever to exist in the history of the universe

Person 1 - I'm from the stone army
Person 2 shoots person 1

by BROthePRO January 16, 2019

cut in stone

A person who has a very chiseled and defined body

Woah Deborah can you believe how cut in stone mike is?

by Heksofh July 27, 2017

stay stoned

most of the time when you look inside of your dad's old yearbook you will see stay stoned at least once. It basically just means to keep smoking that good good and have a great summer

Son: What does stay stoned, and stay boned mean?
Dad: Don't worry you'll learn about it one day.

by Queen793 January 24, 2017

Stone Cheeks

A term to describe a man ejaculating a kidney stone into a woman's vagina, typically painful and very, very bloody.

I had a kidney stone, so i did Stone Cheeks to sandy (roughed up her cheeks) blood went everywhere it was basically a car wash

by Rionox February 21, 2023

Rolling Stone

an amazing song made by The Weeknd, you should check it out :)

“hey have you heard that song “Rolling Stone” by The Weeknd? it’s amazing.”

by fatehasleft June 6, 2022

Stone Soup

The soup you assembled using leftovers and cary-out because you are high and you don't want to prepare and cook anything new.

I had stone soup last night and totally cleaned out the fridge.

by Xonikz July 19, 2018