Spencer

A fat lazy millennial from Smyrna Tennessee with man boobs with a butt-ugly girlfriend who scams and lies to unsuspecting individuals.

Don't be a Spencer.

by Scammed one to many times September 22, 2019

Spench

When you hear someone claim that a song is a bop and you feel the need to use a different word that has more meaning.

This song is fucking spench my dude!

by Bitchface mcgillicuddi September 27, 2019

Spencer

A gay motherfucker, who pretends to be high when he walks in to class. Absolute gay nigga

That guy is really gay he must be a spencer

by Hey der September 30, 2019

Spencer

Naturally Talented KID WITH a lot of money

Spencer is gay

by WOIDAIJODWAIW October 13, 2019

Spencer

Spencer is an amazing guy. The way he makes you feel is unbeatable. His presence lights up the room and you can’t help but smile when he is near. He is funny, reliable, tall, an amazing friend, and attractive, with his piercing blue eyes and curly blonde hair. Spencer’s close friends see the real him and they feel like they can tell each other anything. And anybody closer than that, such as a girlfriend, would be the luckiest person on earth. Because Spencer has a huge heart and is willing to give it all to his one and only. Spencer’s are really just the best people on the planet, and you can’t help but love every part of them . There’s no doubt about it!

Girl 1: why do you look so happy?
Girl 2: I just hung out with Spencer!
Girl 1: Lucky!

by Olivier_cookies October 17, 2019

Spencer

That guy who never gets the joke ever. Especially memes.

Person 1: Ok boomer

Person 2 (The Spencer): What is a boomer? Is it someone who explodes stuff?

Person 1: *Facepalm*

by Yeeterus123 November 22, 2019

Spencer

Has a huge schlong, is a total gentleman, loyal, caring and the best guy there is. will never break your heart. take a chance with spencer. yolo

Spencer is the one we want all our kids to be, slaying puss, respectful, and incredible

by averyy2021 November 24, 2019