The squirrel with a death wish, that chews through live wires and runs in front of cars, that fall from trees and power lines.
Often found unmarred in the street.
Often found unmarred in the street.
by amiibootoyou November 5, 2010
Get the SUICIDE SQUIRRELmug. Similar in appearance, but a tad smaller than the Nigerian Squirrel.
Thought to have the same origins, and was discovered by the same archaeologist in the same fashion.
Thought to have the same origins, and was discovered by the same archaeologist in the same fashion.
by werty29991 December 21, 2014
Get the Algerian Squirrelmug. When a female has over sized vagina lips and/or clitorous and its very saggy, floppy, and squishy like the sleeves of a wizard. Can also hold nuts like a nut in a squirrels cheeks.
Guy 1: Man, I wish i had intercourse with that girl.
Guy 2: No you don't want to wish that, she had a squishy squirrel.
Guy 2: No you don't want to wish that, she had a squishy squirrel.
by doobersmacker August 2, 2010
Get the squishy squirrelmug. A very specific group of attractive young women in their early twenties from norfolk county. Dirt squirrels are intelligent, sexy, funny, and loyal friends who like to party hard and get "rooked" on occasion. These dirt squirrels can be categorized further depending on their squirrelish qualities (for example: mama squirrel, sexy squirrel, stoner squirrel etc.). Also famously known for being way better than any pack of dirty wolves.
" I love you all my dirty dirt squirrel"
by dirtiestdirtsquirrel October 24, 2011
Get the dirt squirrelmug. A typically shorter, unkempt, unwashed, tatted-up individual who will more than likely fuck you in the ass and steal your wallet. May go by the first name Simon or Tom.
by GLfoLife April 30, 2013
Get the Dirt Squirrelmug. When you pour hydrofluoric acid into the mouth of a dead squirrel, seal the mouth, then put helium up its butthole, seal the butthole, then put a string on its tail.
by Rectal Chaos January 22, 2014
Get the Squirrel Balloonmug. by unanamous0004 September 1, 2009
Get the squirrel knucklemug.