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Spinge Binge 

It is used as a noun. It is used as a verb. It is used as an adjective. It is used as an adverb. It acts like the word fuck, but you must know how to use it. Nobody knows why or what it is, but it is everywhere and everything. It watches you in your sleep. It protects you. It destroys you slowly. It is the reason we breathe. It is the reason we die. It is the afterlife, and it is eternal. It is the life force inside all of us.
"Did you see that idiot buy the m14 instead of the olympia?"
"yeah what a fucking spinge binge"

"Dude I just did a triple backflip!"

"Woah! You're such a spinge binge!"

"Dude what the fuck? You spilled coffee all over my project and spinge binged it up!!!! GET THE SPINGE BINGE OUT OF MY SPINGE BINGING HOUSE YOU FUCKING SPINGE BINGE!!"
Spinge Binge by The Scrabble King November 9, 2018
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Springfield, VA 

The most generic suburb you will ever have the misfortune of visiting. Located just outside Washington, DC. Springfield consists of strip malls, cheap apartments (primarily housing latino gang members), expensive hotels, the infamously ghetto Springfield Mall, and seemingly "nice" neighborhoods where old ramblers and new McMansions abound.

Don't be fooled my it's generic appearance though, most people residing in Springfield have done jail time or are engaged in illegal activities. When driving though this area I would recommend locking your doors.
Oh shit! This is Springfield, VA! Lock the doors I don't wanna get jacked!
Springfield, VA by Rellik Uzi August 14, 2010

Springsteen split 

The tendency of the balls of a jersey rocker to fall on either side of the zipper of his acid wash jeans. Named for {The Boss} Bruce Springsteen, who often wears faded denim that's too tight in the crotch
That Bon Jovi fan was sportin' the Springsteen split.
Springsteen split by djslut October 1, 2005

springitis 

The soul-crushing loss of motivation which occurs shortly after spring break. Commonly found in college students returning for the last 2 months of school. Think "senioristis" but on a much more serious scale. Common side effects include a steep increase in overall Netflix binging, a strong desire to go drink, and a sudden lack of preparedness for most upcoming exams.
My springitis has gotten so bad, I watched Netflix for 9 hours yesterday and got nothing done.
springitis by KJaylo March 26, 2017

Springmont Montessori 

A school in which the teachers have nothing more than a high school education are fat asses and sit around eating and watching children like babysitters all day. Many of them are grown into nice educated faggets you love nothing more then sucking dick.
Springmont Montessori teaches you how to be a pussy.

Springburn 

A area in north east glasgow in scotland notorious for gangs called neds that wear lacoste tracksuits and lacoste joggers and junkies
Guy 1 Cumin up tae springburn the day ? Guy 2 Naw fuck aht it's fulla neds n junkies
Springburn by enzomangono December 16, 2019
A guy who makes you feel like you ate a pot brownie and woke up in a greeting card!
It's a completely different world when you're around Springer!
Springer by UncleFester64 December 18, 2020